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Saturday, September 7, 2013

Halloween kids jokes (1)

Halloween will come soon.

Below are some funny kids jokes.

They are funny.

Below are copied from http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html, more funny kids jokes there, lol!!

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A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!

A witch joke
Where did the witch get her furniture?
From the ideal gnome exhibition!

A skeleton joke
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

A cannibal joke
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!

A ghost joke
How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips its lid!

A demon joke
What do demons have on holiday?
A devil of a time!

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